Washing Dishes at the Copacabana

It's Husband's turn to wash dishes for the first time in a month. Husband is at the sink in the kitchen while wife folds laundry in the living room. 

Husband: Boo

Wife: What is it?

Husband: Boo-hoo.

Wife: What?

Husband: The results are in. Rotten Tomatoes gives Washing Dishes only 20%. Very few critics like it and fans say definitely "don't go".

Wife: Oh really?

Husband: Yup. It's a flop. The blogs are saying it's a real stinker.

Silence. 

Moments later, Husband sings a new song to the tune of "Copacabana".

Husband: His name was husband, he's washing dishes. And no one enjoys washing dishes.