Wife: Yeah, after such a rigorous couple of months at work and school, it feels great to just turn my brain off and watch cheesy television. But after this one is over, I'm going to have to cut myself off.
Husband: It's that bad, huh?
Wife: No, I like it so much, I'm going to have to cut myself off or I'll be here all night.
Husband: But if you like it, why would you have to cut yourself off?
Husband then forms his hand into a knife shape and pretends to "cut" his arms, legs, torso, etc.
Wife: Off, love, not up. Cut myself off not cut myself up.
Husband: Same thing.
haha!
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