Husband: (singing) Mr. Mailman, bring me a dream! Make her complexion like cookies and cream.
Wife: It's not the mailman who brings the dream, it's the sand man. He flies in your room at night and puts sand in your eyes so you dream.
Husband looks incredulous.
Husband: (singing) Mr. Mailman, bring me a dream! Make her complexion like cookies and cream.
Wife: Her complexion is like peaches in cream. Like my cheeks, see? If it was like cookies and cream, it would be all covered in spots.
Husband sighs and then starts to whistle, exasperated.
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