Higher Education and Encarceration

Husband: It's been two years since he went away to yale.

Wife: I didn't know he went to Yale. When was he accepted?

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Husband: They took him about two years ago. It's been hard, but he says he's reading a lot.

Wife: I should hope so. When does he graduate?

Husband: I don't understand. You don't graduate from yale.

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Wife: Well, when will he leave Yale?

Husband: He comes up for parole in a few months.

Wife: Oh... Oh! Well that's good. I guess.