Husband: (with affection) This is Andy. Yes, he's a good tuto shodido de mienda.
. . . about a year passes . . .
Wife: Andy really is a tuto shodido de mienda isn't he? Such a good boy. Hey love, what does tuto shodido de mienda mean?
Husband: It's baby talk my mom uses to show affection for animals.
Wife: So it doesn't mean anything?
Husband: It's baby talk for "chucho jodido de mierda".
Wife: Wait. So doesn't that mean fucking piece of shit mutt?
Husband: That's why we say it in baby talk.
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