Winkle Winkle

Husband and Wife are watching a movie on the couch at home. One lone cookie sits on a plate in front of them.

Wife: I'm going to the kitchen for some water. Do you need anything?

Husband: No, thanks. But I can't guarantee that this cookie will be here when you get back. Hint hint winkle winkle.

Dog Brands

Wife: Did you hear that the neighbors got a new dog?

Husband: Yeah, it's the same brand of dog as Max.

Wife looks curiously at Husband.

Husband: Or make and model of dog. You know what I mean.