Wife: Crap! I broke this bowl.
Husband: Here, I’ll fix it.
Wife: Eh. It’s in a million pieces. Like humpty dumpty.
Husband: Horsey Horsey?
Wife: No humpty dumpty.
Husband: The horse?
Wife: No, humpty dumpty the egg.
Husband: I’m pretty sure he was a horse. You know… humpty dumpty horsey horsey?
Wife: … Sure.
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