Cheater, cheater!

Husband and Wife are playing a game of cards. Wife surreptitiously looks at Husband's hand. Husband catches her.

Husband: Cheater, cheater bugger eater!

Wife: Do you mean "booger"? Like in your nose?

Husband: That's what I said. Bugger.

Wife: It's called a booger when it's in your nose. Bugger is a british curse word, like "Bugger! I just lost this game to my wife!".

They continue playing in silence for a while. Then Wife continues.

Wife: And besides, it's not a booger eater, it's a pumpkin eater. Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Like the poem "Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn't keep her..." Because Cheater rhymes with Peter, I guess.

Husband stares at wife.

Then he lays down his hand of cards.

Husband: I win! See? I win even if you are a bugger eater.

Husband leans across the table, kisses Wife and goes into the kitchen, leaving Wife to stare at her cards incredulously.