Wife is singing in the shower
Husband pops head in bathroom.
Husband: Is that what they are saying? Huh. I never knew that. It just sounds like gibberish to me.
Wife: Of course that's what they're saying! I know it's hard to understand lyrics in another language, but trust me - that's what they're saying.
Husband begins to sing.
Husband and Wife: I'm blue! If I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die.
*actual lyric is "I'm blue da ba dee da ba die" by Eiffel 65
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