Husband: Hi baby, I'm just leaving the office. What are you up to?
Wife: I'm making dinner. I had a hard day. I just want to relax tonight, maybe watch a movie.
Husband: Sounds great. Why don't you go pick up the movie?
Wife: Babe, I'm already home cooking dinner, why don't you pick up the movie?
Husband: You had a hard day, I thought you'd like to pick up the movie.
Wife (in frustration): Look, I've got food boiling on the stove, I've already changed clothes, and you're on you're way home so why don't you pick up... wait. You mean out? Pick out the movie?
silence on the phone
Wife (now lovingly): That's so thoughtful. I'd love to pick out the movie tonight.
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